Rip-Off Bun Ref

Pfffft. I'm reading this, and imagining this one guy in the middle of a battlefield at the turning point of a war just all of a sudden start shouting "CHOO-CHOO!" and making the chugging noise while beating someone's face in with a sword- the blade is painted like a carrot, and the hilt and crossguard are styled like a duck's head. All the while all the enemy soldiers around him are frozen in shock, or something almost like shock. Those who aren't stunned are wondering where his armour is, and why he has fingers that look like fog ('cause enemy soldiers might not know what they are).